Peace to the Brazilian Wandering Spider….

May you continue to be the most venomous and deadly arachnid on earth and that your venom continue to produce, to the amusement of emergency room staffers, hour-long erections in victims this 2012!

A shout out to all the Taoists…

Although the path to least resistance isn’t easy, may you continue to exercise true free will. Here’s to going with the flow and making decisions based on real possibilities in 2012!

Big up to all the Waffles out there…

May you continue to be syrup-drenched, butter-soaked, and retain your savory partnership with fried chicken in 2012!

Shout out to all the Satanists….

May you continue a life of indulgence, vital existence, and vengeance in 2012! \m/

To all the men and women of Los Angeles…

Happy New Year, may your teeth remain white and your hair perfect in 2012!