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January 01, 2012
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Peace to the Brazilian Wandering Spider….

May you continue to be the most venomous and deadly arachnid on earth and that your venom continue to produce, to the amusement of emergency room staffers, hour-long erections in victims this 2012!

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December 31, 2011
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Shout out to all the Satanists….

May you continue a life of indulgence, vital existence, and vengeance in 2012! \m/

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December 31, 2011
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To all the men and women of Los Angeles…

Happy New Year, may your teeth remain white and your hair perfect in 2012!

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