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February 14, 2012
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So Wrong

You know you’re dating too young when all your girl wants is a Happy Meal and a nap for Valentine’s Day.

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January 30, 2012
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Shout out to every Royal Highness keeping it real with a feudal boomin’ system.

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January 30, 2012
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Dinner

This evening I purchased every organic vegetable I could find at Trader Joe’s and composed a veggie symphony that would’ve left Wolfgang Amadeus Puck awestruck.

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January 03, 2012
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The reason I think I can be a successful artist…

I was raised Catholic so I learned how to be totally delusional from a very young age.

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